via iChat:
Kimmy: my eyes look sweet in this pic
Me: If you do say so yourself
Kimmy: and I do
Kimmy: I have black eyes
Me: Black like the color of EVIL
Kimmy: like sweet evil
Me: sweet, sweet evil
Kimmy: indeed
"Wavy hair" does not mean taking some girl with straight hair and adding some kinky, curling-iron "waves."
I'm so sick of never being able to find a decent picture of a person with my hair type (a.k.a. truly, genetically-created wavy hair).
Any time I try to look up wavy hair, I get something like this:
This girl does NOT have wavy hair. She has kinky hair. She has almost-straight hair that someone scrunched with some product to make it look "wavy."
THIS is wavy hair:
(it's also a highly edited picture of me, but try to ignore that part).
Real wavy hair is wild, crazy, and unruly. It's a blessing (if that's what you call everyone fawning over your hair because, "it's natural!?") and a curse (wave hair is not cool in middle school, and it takes a long time to straighten).
So, I've pretty much lost my train of thought now, and I have no idea what my point was going to be. What started out as a short post about the injustice of the lack of photo-resources for wavy-maned folks like me turned into a full on rant.
Any way, I guess my point is, I'm pretty much on my own when it comes to how to cut and style my hair, because the fashion/hair world has left me high and dry.
On a hair-related note, have you ever noticed how all hairstyles in "hairstyle" magazines look like they're from the late 90's or early 2000s? Seriously, next time you're near a magazine section, pick up one about hairstyles, and I guarantee, 90% will be some variation of the Kate Gosselin reverse mullet. No lie.
I was never much of a fan of America's Funniest Home videos. However, I think I might have enjoyed it more if people had written songs to go with the videos. Enjoy:
Seriously, how freaked out must that little girl be when all those raccoons are chasing her?
I probably shouldn't be surprised that these exist. But I am, a little. I also kind of want them:
I have also found my new life moto:
(via Dweebist)
Also, my readership is up! My parents may just be stalking me more than normal, but if you're reading this and you didn't contribute to my genetic make-up, THANKS! You're awesome!
These are awesome!
Oh, and this one also made me very happy:
And this one's funny too:
(via Dweebist)
This is totally something I could have thought of. I could have been rich!
LOVE IT!
I had heard about the 3-year-old who cried over Justin Bieber, but I never felt the need to look up the video on YouTube. However, it popped up in my suggested videos this week, and I figured, "aw, why not?" Boy, was I in for a treat! The little girl is crying hysterically, and when her mom (holding the video camera) asks her why, she exclaims "Because I love Justin Bieber!" and continues to sob. When her mom asks why this makes her cry, she repeats: "because I love Justin Bieber," this time adding: "and I know he loves me too!" once again breaking down into sobs.
In the description, it explains that the little girl "loves everyone, and on this day it was all about Justin!" It also says that she had not had a nap on the day this outburst occurred. As an older sister, I can attest to the fact that a child who doesn't get a nap is basically an emotional ticking time-bomb waiting to explode. I must say though, my sister never had a breakdown quite as entertaining as this one.
Besides the fact that I have a strange obsession with Mountaineering/Camping/Outdoorsy stores despite the fact that I never do any of those things (I suppose it's wishful thinking), today when I was surfing the Moosejaw site, I found something that caused my love for that store to multiply by ten:
If you click on the image, you can see it full-size, but the little words at the bottom say: "This picture has nothing to do with these sandals but I think we should all be ok with that."
If I didn't know any better, I would say I had written it myself! I love people with a good sense of humor! Other captions on the site include: "Don't look at this! There's a boy in this picture (so sorry about it)." and "No girl this cool ever glanced at me until I got my first powdered wig. Now the ladies are draped all over me."
Chances are, no one else will appreciate this, but I just had to share!
Quite possibly the most entertaining website in the world. Mostly because a lot of the stories are about people who are as big of dorks as I am! Here are a few of my favorites from tonight's perusal of mylifeisaverage.com:
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